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The thing that I think about the most, and is the most rewarding to me, is the whole past. That I kind of went from nothing to something and I did it on my own, and I did it through hard work and smarts.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
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