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The vast majority of all consequences, especially in 21st century America, are completely meaningless bullshit.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
America
Meaningless
Consequences
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