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You can't fill your emails with crap, at least not with my friends, because they're brutal. If something sucks, they'll tell you.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Something
Sucks
Email
Crap
Brutal
Fill
Least
Friends
Tell

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