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I started writing because it was about making my friends laugh, and when you're talking to your friends, you can't bullshit.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
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Writing
Bullshit
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