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If you read the book, you're not a journalist. You're some impostor! No journalist actually does any work.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
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I'm not West Coast at all. I was born in Atlanta, but I grew up in Kentucky, outside of Lexington, in Winchester.
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Random Girl after a hookup: Do you love me Tucker: I don't understand the question.
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