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Theatrical success is predominantly two variables: who the distributor is and how much money they spend.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
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Theatrical
Spend
Success
Money
Two
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Much
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