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Failure either ruins you, or turns you into the man you can become.
Tucker Max
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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
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And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is—I want a partner. I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences in life with her, and she can share hers back with me. Not only do we love each other, but we accept, embrace, nurture, and care for each other.
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The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.
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I was not developmentally disabled, but didn't mature at the same rate other kids did.
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I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. (Quoting feedback from a reader)
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I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.
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In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning.
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It [eBook] is like introducing the machine gun to a revolutionary war. It changes everything. If you can reach your fans directly without having to go through a middle man, the entire economics of the publishing business changes.
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The result of my hard work is that I'm financially independent, I have an amazing life, and I can do whatever I want. I don't have to answer to anybody.
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I never felt pressured to create more stories, but dealing with people became really aggravating.
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I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.
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Hi. I haven't insulted you yet, have I?
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You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.
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