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Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
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Opportunity
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Obstacles
Opportunities

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