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The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Revolves
Narcissist
Actually
Around
Much
World

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