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Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Nerds
Hipster
Nerd
Pretend
Leave
Actually
Hate
Something

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