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Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Nerds
Hipster
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Pretend
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Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, Whoa, this is amazing! At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.
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Corporate tweets are like one robot talking to another.
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Critics stopped being relevant when they stopped writing to inform and contextualize, and when they started writing to signal who they are, to display their identity by their stance on what they are writing about. Criticism should never be about the critic, but thats what it has become, and that’s why no one cares about them anymore.
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I take a lull from my CamelBak and choke at its potency. It tastes like bad decisions. It's perfect.
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I could never kill myself. What if it doesn't work. Then I'll have failed at the only thing that could save me from my failures. Where do you go from there?
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Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities.
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You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond? If you don't know that look, it means you haven't had enough fun in your life.
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You can't fill your emails with crap, at least not with my friends, because they're brutal. If something sucks, they'll tell you.
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This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don’t suffer fools well.
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Random Girl after a hookup: Do you love me Tucker: I don't understand the question.
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If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people.
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To get hwat you want out of life, all you really need to do is be honest about it, don't be afraid to go for it, and have fun while you do it -- and you'll eventually get it.
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We can't get kicked out of McDonald's! This is like the DMZ of drunk eating.
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Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.
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I think 20th century media were about tricking people - and the beauty of the Internet is you can't lie anymore.
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No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.
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It [eBook] is like introducing the machine gun to a revolutionary war. It changes everything. If you can reach your fans directly without having to go through a middle man, the entire economics of the publishing business changes.
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Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse.
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To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.
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