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You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double zero once in a while.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Gonna
Play
Crotch
Roulette
Double
Zero

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I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way to live life is to do the things that you want to do and be the person that you want to be no matter who that is or what that is or how you have to do it. That's the only way you can be genuinely happy.
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Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.
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I never felt pressured to create more stories, but dealing with people became really aggravating.
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Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much.
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If you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee you can get a great job, paying really well, in less than three months. How? Learn to program.
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Failure instructs, failure improves. Failure shouldn't deter you.
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Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.
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The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.
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I tell the truth, and truth is the ultimate defense against libel.
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As a general rule, whenever guys have problems approaching girls, it's because they're afraid of rejection or they're afraid of something specific. The way that you get over a fear like that is you figure out what the worst is that can happen.
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The result of my hard work is that I'm financially independent, I have an amazing life, and I can do whatever I want. I don't have to answer to anybody.
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Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
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I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. (Quoting feedback from a reader)
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I'm never going to be Tolstoy.
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I'm not some movie star relying on a studio. I have my own fans and I earned them.
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You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.
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To get hwat you want out of life, all you really need to do is be honest about it, don't be afraid to go for it, and have fun while you do it -- and you'll eventually get it.
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Random Girl after a hookup: Do you love me Tucker: I don't understand the question.
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