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You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double zero once in a while.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Roulette
Double
Zero
Gonna
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Crotch

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