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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.
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And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is—I want a partner. I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences in life with her, and she can share hers back with me. Not only do we love each other, but we accept, embrace, nurture, and care for each other.
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Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out.
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Random Girl after a hookup: Do you love me Tucker: I don't understand the question.
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I tell the truth, and truth is the ultimate defense against libel.
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To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.
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No sheep wants to be first through the gate, but every sheep will be second.
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We can't get kicked out of McDonald's! This is like the DMZ of drunk eating.
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I'm not even the coolest one of my friends. I'm just the guy who sat down and wrote everything down. Like I know plenty of people who do crazier stuff than I do.
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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I never felt pressured to create more stories, but dealing with people became really aggravating.
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It is hard for me to be vulnerable, because I never learned how to do that. I was never vulnerable in a safe way.
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Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales.
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I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.
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No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.
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I'm not West Coast at all. I was born in Atlanta, but I grew up in Kentucky, outside of Lexington, in Winchester.
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Listen to authority figures because of their position, but only believe them if they can explain why.
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We had become those guys... who started a fight... at a Harry Potter book party.
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I started writing because it was about making my friends laugh, and when you're talking to your friends, you can't bullshit.
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TV has a longer narrative, and TV's more like short stories. So there's less rules with TV you can make it a little bit different. [With] movies, the medium has more constraints, so it was just about what stories are the most cinematic and the best resolution.
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