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Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.

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Tucker Max
Age: 48
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
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Hollywood
Wants
Pretty
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Everyone
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Whoever

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