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Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Wants
Pretty
High
Everyone
School
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Whoever
Popular
Hollywood

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