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You can't do anything yourself on TV... unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Unless
Movie
Money
Anything
Independent

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Failure either ruins you, or turns you into the man you can become.
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In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning.
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Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb.
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