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You can't do anything yourself on TV... unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Independent
Unless
Movie
Money
Anything

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Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse.
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My buddies and I, we all went to law school together, and once we started working in different cities, we all did crazy stuff, and we'd write e-mails to each other about the stuff we would do. And my friends thought my e-mails were really funny and they said, Dude, why don't you put this up on a Web site. You know people would love to read this.
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The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.
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No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending to be something you aren't because you're trying to please a bunch of judgmental hypocrites and shitheads is not the way to be happy. Living the life you want to live is. It really is that simple.
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The haters always scream the loudest.
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That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.
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I was stupid when I was 17 or 18. My thought process was that I thought that I was legitimately a hyper-genius, and so I wanted to go to the hardest academic school I could to see if I was really as smart as I thought I was.
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I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.
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I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.
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No sheep wants to be first through the gate, but every sheep will be second.
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Before you're famous it's stuff that seems like it'd be really cool, but once you get it, you realize it's not bad, but it's kind of hollow and meaningless.
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Failure either ruins you, or turns you into the man you can become.
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Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales.
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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We had become those guys... who started a fight... at a Harry Potter book party.
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Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.
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In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning.
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One big lesson I learned from movie [making] was I don't do creative projects that I headline unless I have all the control. I can't deal with having to live with other people's screw ups, and that's just sort of the way the movie business works. The people with the money are in charge. Until I'm in charge, I don't want to play that game.
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It is hard for me to be vulnerable, because I never learned how to do that. I was never vulnerable in a safe way.
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Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out.
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