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You can't do anything yourself on TV... unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.

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Tucker Max
Age: 48
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Independent
Unless
Movie
Money
Anything

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In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning.
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The result of my hard work is that I'm financially independent, I have an amazing life, and I can do whatever I want. I don't have to answer to anybody.
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Before you're famous it's stuff that seems like it'd be really cool, but once you get it, you realize it's not bad, but it's kind of hollow and meaningless.
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