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You can't do anything yourself on TV... unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Unless
Movie
Money
Anything
Independent

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I'm not some movie star relying on a studio. I have my own fans and I earned them.
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Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood)
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Failure either ruins you, or turns you into the man you can become.
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To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.
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Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
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I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way to live life is to do the things that you want to do and be the person that you want to be no matter who that is or what that is or how you have to do it. That's the only way you can be genuinely happy.
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Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.
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I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship.
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I'm sorry, but I stand by my decision. I am now a member of the elite club of people that have fought a professional team mascot. You sir, are not in that club.
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Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.
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I was stupid when I was 17 or 18. My thought process was that I thought that I was legitimately a hyper-genius, and so I wanted to go to the hardest academic school I could to see if I was really as smart as I thought I was.
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I think 20th century media were about tricking people - and the beauty of the Internet is you can't lie anymore.
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Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities.
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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One big lesson I learned from movie [making] was I don't do creative projects that I headline unless I have all the control. I can't deal with having to live with other people's screw ups, and that's just sort of the way the movie business works. The people with the money are in charge. Until I'm in charge, I don't want to play that game.
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Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, Whoa, this is amazing! At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.
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I was not developmentally disabled, but didn't mature at the same rate other kids did.
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No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.
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