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You can't do anything yourself on TV... unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Anything
Independent
Unless
Movie
Money

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I was not developmentally disabled, but didn't mature at the same rate other kids did.
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To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.
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My path to wisdom began when I stopped pretending to know things I didn't know. When I explicitly admitted to the limits of my knowledge, stopped building on ambiguity and ignorance, and instead realized that I knew nothing, not even the things I thought I knew.
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No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending to be something you aren't because you're trying to please a bunch of judgmental hypocrites and shitheads is not the way to be happy. Living the life you want to live is. It really is that simple.
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I've never really had a media edifice supporting me.
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Corporate tweets are like one robot talking to another.
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Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.
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If your parents ignored you, or if they are just not emotionally available, or if they yell a lot, that is a type of trauma.
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As a general rule, whenever guys have problems approaching girls, it's because they're afraid of rejection or they're afraid of something specific. The way that you get over a fear like that is you figure out what the worst is that can happen.
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The Big Five publishing companies are dinosaurs trying to survive in a post-meteor world. They won't.
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I'm never going to be Tolstoy.
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The hardest lesson I've had to learn in my life is that my intelligence is inversely correlated to my humility. The more I thought I knew, the less I actually knew.
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I was stupid when I was 17 or 18. My thought process was that I thought that I was legitimately a hyper-genius, and so I wanted to go to the hardest academic school I could to see if I was really as smart as I thought I was.
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Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much.
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Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out.
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Fat girls aren’t real people.
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No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.
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I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.
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Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb.
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The idea that guys should walk into a bar and confidently initiate contact and then seduce a woman based on a short term conversation is a toxic cultural myth that robs guys of self-confidence and that holds them up to an unrealistic standard that they have to become a super-extraverted narcissist in order to 'score with women'
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