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I tell the truth, and truth is the ultimate defense against libel.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
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In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning.
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I'm never going to be Tolstoy.
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Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.
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Random Girl after a hookup: Do you love me Tucker: I don't understand the question.
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