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I tell the truth, and truth is the ultimate defense against libel.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
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Truth
Libel
Defense
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Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in Milwaukee? [The man and his wife are silent and confused.] Tucker: HUNDREDS OF THEM!
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Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect you get what you demand from people.
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I have tons of fans in Canada. I've sold hundreds of thousands of books there.
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The haters always scream the loudest.
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General reader feedback is usually pretty worthless. 99% of people give feedback that is irrelevant, stupid, or just flat out wrong. But that 1% of people who give good feedback are invaluable.
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You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double zero once in a while.
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If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people.
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I’ve heard 14 year old meth addicted thai prostitutes say more prescient things than the woman that was supposedly a “professor
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I masterbate in the shower. My action figures judge me. Especially the Justice League.
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I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.
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I think that there's a lot of guys out there that want to read the equivalent of chick lit, but really there's not being much written for them.
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No sheep wants to be first through the gate, but every sheep will be second.
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Critics stopped being relevant when they stopped writing to inform and contextualize, and when they started writing to signal who they are, to display their identity by their stance on what they are writing about. Criticism should never be about the critic, but thats what it has become, and that’s why no one cares about them anymore.
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Listen to authority figures because of their position, but only believe them if they can explain why.
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The hardest lesson I've had to learn in my life is that my intelligence is inversely correlated to my humility. The more I thought I knew, the less I actually knew.
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Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb.
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I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way to live life is to do the things that you want to do and be the person that you want to be no matter who that is or what that is or how you have to do it. That's the only way you can be genuinely happy.
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We had become those guys... who started a fight... at a Harry Potter book party.
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I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship.
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No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending to be something you aren't because you're trying to please a bunch of judgmental hypocrites and shitheads is not the way to be happy. Living the life you want to live is. It really is that simple.
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