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I tell the truth, and truth is the ultimate defense against libel.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
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Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse.
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And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is—I want a partner. I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences in life with her, and she can share hers back with me. Not only do we love each other, but we accept, embrace, nurture, and care for each other.
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At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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Random Girl after a hookup: Do you love me Tucker: I don't understand the question.
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Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales.
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I think 20th century media were about tricking people - and the beauty of the Internet is you can't lie anymore.
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Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.
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Corporate tweets are like one robot talking to another.
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As a general rule, whenever guys have problems approaching girls, it's because they're afraid of rejection or they're afraid of something specific. The way that you get over a fear like that is you figure out what the worst is that can happen.
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I'm sorry, but I stand by my decision. I am now a member of the elite club of people that have fought a professional team mascot. You sir, are not in that club.
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It is hard for me to be vulnerable, because I never learned how to do that. I was never vulnerable in a safe way.
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One big lesson I learned from movie [making] was I don't do creative projects that I headline unless I have all the control. I can't deal with having to live with other people's screw ups, and that's just sort of the way the movie business works. The people with the money are in charge. Until I'm in charge, I don't want to play that game.
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To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.
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I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.
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If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.
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What people who don't create don't understand, is that once you take money from the machine, the machine [movie industry] owns you.
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Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.
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Failure instructs, failure improves. Failure shouldn't deter you.
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Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities.
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