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To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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