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I was stupid when I was 17 or 18. My thought process was that I thought that I was legitimately a hyper-genius, and so I wanted to go to the hardest academic school I could to see if I was really as smart as I thought I was.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.
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The vast majority of all consequences, especially in 21st century America, are completely meaningless bullshit.
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I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. (Quoting feedback from a reader)
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Motherfucker. She leaves me no choice. Now I have to break her self-esteem, sleep with her and steal the shirt.
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My favorite random email I got was from some guy who wrote: Mr. Max, with the hope of a six year old on the night before Christmas asking about Santa, I ask the same question: Do you really exist?
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Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours?
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