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Yinzer: DAMN!! I wish I had your balls! Tucker:I wish you had a breath mint, but I guess we don't always get what we wish for.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Mint
Damn
Breath
Breaths
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Motherfucker. She leaves me no choice. Now I have to break her self-esteem, sleep with her and steal the shirt.
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Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales.
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If your parents ignored you, or if they are just not emotionally available, or if they yell a lot, that is a type of trauma.
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To get hwat you want out of life, all you really need to do is be honest about it, don't be afraid to go for it, and have fun while you do it -- and you'll eventually get it.
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I don't want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows and changes and matures.
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You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double zero once in a while.
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The idea that guys should walk into a bar and confidently initiate contact and then seduce a woman based on a short term conversation is a toxic cultural myth that robs guys of self-confidence and that holds them up to an unrealistic standard that they have to become a super-extraverted narcissist in order to 'score with women'
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Failure instructs, failure improves. Failure shouldn't deter you.
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Opinions are projections.
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My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.
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Fat girls aren’t real people.
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Random Girl after a hookup: Do you love me Tucker: I don't understand the question.
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Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect you get what you demand from people.
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No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending to be something you aren't because you're trying to please a bunch of judgmental hypocrites and shitheads is not the way to be happy. Living the life you want to live is. It really is that simple.
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My buddies and I, we all went to law school together, and once we started working in different cities, we all did crazy stuff, and we'd write e-mails to each other about the stuff we would do. And my friends thought my e-mails were really funny and they said, Dude, why don't you put this up on a Web site. You know people would love to read this.
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The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want to be.
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No sheep wants to be first through the gate, but every sheep will be second.
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I could never kill myself. What if it doesn't work. Then I'll have failed at the only thing that could save me from my failures. Where do you go from there?
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I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. (Quoting feedback from a reader)
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Most of my success, I feel, comes from being a good editor as opposed to a great writer.
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