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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Insulted
Havens
Haven

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The Big Five publishing companies are dinosaurs trying to survive in a post-meteor world. They won't.
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Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities.
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.
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Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.
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You can't fill your emails with crap, at least not with my friends, because they're brutal. If something sucks, they'll tell you.
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And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is—I want a partner. I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences in life with her, and she can share hers back with me. Not only do we love each other, but we accept, embrace, nurture, and care for each other.
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I have tons of fans in Canada. I've sold hundreds of thousands of books there.
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Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.
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The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.
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If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.
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Critics stopped being relevant when they stopped writing to inform and contextualize, and when they started writing to signal who they are, to display their identity by their stance on what they are writing about. Criticism should never be about the critic, but thats what it has become, and that’s why no one cares about them anymore.
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Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales.
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Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.
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Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect you get what you demand from people.
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The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them
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Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
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Frankly, I'd rather make a little bit less money if it means living in a better world for books and publishing in the future.
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Before I was famous, I already was the person that attracted and dealt with a lot of weirdos.
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I'm sorry, but I stand by my decision. I am now a member of the elite club of people that have fought a professional team mascot. You sir, are not in that club.
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