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Tucker Max
Age: 48
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Insulted
Havens
Haven

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My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.
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No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.
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It [eBook] is like introducing the machine gun to a revolutionary war. It changes everything. If you can reach your fans directly without having to go through a middle man, the entire economics of the publishing business changes.
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If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people.
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If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.
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I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds.
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I'm sorry, but I stand by my decision. I am now a member of the elite club of people that have fought a professional team mascot. You sir, are not in that club.
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I tell the truth, and truth is the ultimate defense against libel.
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Corporate tweets are like one robot talking to another.
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9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that.
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You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.
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If you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee you can get a great job, paying really well, in less than three months. How? Learn to program.
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Before I was famous, I already was the person that attracted and dealt with a lot of weirdos.
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Most people's lives are nothing more than pointlessly frantic activity used as a psychological defense against their own impotence and fear.
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Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales.
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I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way to live life is to do the things that you want to do and be the person that you want to be no matter who that is or what that is or how you have to do it. That's the only way you can be genuinely happy.
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Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want
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I don't want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows and changes and matures.
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Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse.
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I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. (Quoting feedback from a reader)
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