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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
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Atlanta
Georgia
Insulted
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Haven
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What people who don't create don't understand, is that once you take money from the machine, the machine [movie industry] owns you.
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I don't want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows and changes and matures.
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In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning.
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I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds.
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Before you're famous it's stuff that seems like it'd be really cool, but once you get it, you realize it's not bad, but it's kind of hollow and meaningless.
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Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in Milwaukee? [The man and his wife are silent and confused.] Tucker: HUNDREDS OF THEM!
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Most people's lives are nothing more than pointlessly frantic activity used as a psychological defense against their own impotence and fear.
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Before I was famous, I already was the person that attracted and dealt with a lot of weirdos.
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I tell the truth, and truth is the ultimate defense against libel.
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You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.
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Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.
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It is hard for me to be vulnerable, because I never learned how to do that. I was never vulnerable in a safe way.
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I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double zero once in a while.
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Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.
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Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
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Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, Whoa, this is amazing! At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.
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Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.
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9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that.
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