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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Insulted
Havens
Haven

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The Big Five publishing companies are dinosaurs trying to survive in a post-meteor world. They won't.
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Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in Milwaukee? [The man and his wife are silent and confused.] Tucker: HUNDREDS OF THEM!
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It [eBook] is like introducing the machine gun to a revolutionary war. It changes everything. If you can reach your fans directly without having to go through a middle man, the entire economics of the publishing business changes.
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I never felt pressured to create more stories, but dealing with people became really aggravating.
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TV has a longer narrative, and TV's more like short stories. So there's less rules with TV you can make it a little bit different. [With] movies, the medium has more constraints, so it was just about what stories are the most cinematic and the best resolution.
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Most people's lives are nothing more than pointlessly frantic activity used as a psychological defense against their own impotence and fear.
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If your parents ignored you, or if they are just not emotionally available, or if they yell a lot, that is a type of trauma.
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I tell the truth, and truth is the ultimate defense against libel.
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My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.
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A lot of people think that since I'm drunk in my stories, I must be drunk 24 hours a day. What kind of stupid logic is that? It'd be like if you saw Michael Jordan at a restaurant and were like, Why aren't you in your basketball uniform? I leave out way more than I put in.
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I've never really had a media edifice supporting me.
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I was stupid when I was 17 or 18. My thought process was that I thought that I was legitimately a hyper-genius, and so I wanted to go to the hardest academic school I could to see if I was really as smart as I thought I was.
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Most of my success, I feel, comes from being a good editor as opposed to a great writer.
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The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.
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Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.
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Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
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You can't do anything yourself on TV... unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.
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Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.
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I sold a million books because I have a lot of fans, not because people hate me.
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Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities.
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