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Hi. I haven't insulted you yet, have I?

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Insulted
Havens
Haven

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What people who don't create don't understand, is that once you take money from the machine, the machine [movie industry] owns you.
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Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities.
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It is hard for me to be vulnerable, because I never learned how to do that. I was never vulnerable in a safe way.
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I tell the truth, and truth is the ultimate defense against libel.
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Opinions are projections.
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Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want
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Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours?
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Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, Whoa, this is amazing! At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.
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I'm never going to be Tolstoy.
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Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.
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Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
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I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.
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Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood)
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Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse.
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Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales.
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Most people's lives are nothing more than pointlessly frantic activity used as a psychological defense against their own impotence and fear.
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To get hwat you want out of life, all you really need to do is be honest about it, don't be afraid to go for it, and have fun while you do it -- and you'll eventually get it.
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Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.
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Corporate tweets are like one robot talking to another.
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I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way to live life is to do the things that you want to do and be the person that you want to be no matter who that is or what that is or how you have to do it. That's the only way you can be genuinely happy.
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