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Hi. I haven't insulted you yet, have I?

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Insulted
Havens
Haven

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I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.
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I'm never going to be Tolstoy.
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Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, Whoa, this is amazing! At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.
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Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.
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I'm not West Coast at all. I was born in Atlanta, but I grew up in Kentucky, outside of Lexington, in Winchester.
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Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.
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If you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee you can get a great job, paying really well, in less than three months. How? Learn to program.
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You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.
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I never felt pressured to create more stories, but dealing with people became really aggravating.
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And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is—I want a partner. I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences in life with her, and she can share hers back with me. Not only do we love each other, but we accept, embrace, nurture, and care for each other.
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I was stupid when I was 17 or 18. My thought process was that I thought that I was legitimately a hyper-genius, and so I wanted to go to the hardest academic school I could to see if I was really as smart as I thought I was.
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Theatrical success is predominantly two variables: who the distributor is and how much money they spend.
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Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.
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I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship.
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No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.
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At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.
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Opinions are projections.
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Most people's lives are nothing more than pointlessly frantic activity used as a psychological defense against their own impotence and fear.
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Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.
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Failure either ruins you, or turns you into the man you can become.
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