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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Insulted
Havens
Haven

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Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse.
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Opinions are projections.
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What people who don't create don't understand, is that once you take money from the machine, the machine [movie industry] owns you.
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I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. (Quoting feedback from a reader)
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Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.
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My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.
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I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way to live life is to do the things that you want to do and be the person that you want to be no matter who that is or what that is or how you have to do it. That's the only way you can be genuinely happy.
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One big lesson I learned from movie [making] was I don't do creative projects that I headline unless I have all the control. I can't deal with having to live with other people's screw ups, and that's just sort of the way the movie business works. The people with the money are in charge. Until I'm in charge, I don't want to play that game.
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.
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9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that.
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I'm not some movie star relying on a studio. I have my own fans and I earned them.
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The thing that I think about the most, and is the most rewarding to me, is the whole past. That I kind of went from nothing to something and I did it on my own, and I did it through hard work and smarts.
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In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning.
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I was stupid when I was 17 or 18. My thought process was that I thought that I was legitimately a hyper-genius, and so I wanted to go to the hardest academic school I could to see if I was really as smart as I thought I was.
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Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.
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The result of my hard work is that I'm financially independent, I have an amazing life, and I can do whatever I want. I don't have to answer to anybody.
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I'm sorry, but I stand by my decision. I am now a member of the elite club of people that have fought a professional team mascot. You sir, are not in that club.
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Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party.
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Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.
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