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I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
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Shiva
Destroyer
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Worlds

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My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.
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I never felt pressured to create more stories, but dealing with people became really aggravating.
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Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in Milwaukee? [The man and his wife are silent and confused.] Tucker: HUNDREDS OF THEM!
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I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship.
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To get hwat you want out of life, all you really need to do is be honest about it, don't be afraid to go for it, and have fun while you do it -- and you'll eventually get it.
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Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much.
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Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.
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Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.
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Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours?
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What people who don't create don't understand, is that once you take money from the machine, the machine [movie industry] owns you.
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You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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I was not developmentally disabled, but didn't mature at the same rate other kids did.
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Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out.
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Opinions are projections.
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9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that.
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You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.
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Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party.
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Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.
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If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people.
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