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I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds.

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Tucker Max
Age: 48
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Shiva
Destroyer
Destroyers
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I was not developmentally disabled, but didn't mature at the same rate other kids did.
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And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is—I want a partner. I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences in life with her, and she can share hers back with me. Not only do we love each other, but we accept, embrace, nurture, and care for each other.
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The result of my hard work is that I'm financially independent, I have an amazing life, and I can do whatever I want. I don't have to answer to anybody.
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Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours?
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Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
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You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.
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Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much.
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I'm never going to be Tolstoy.
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You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double zero once in a while.
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Theatrical success is predominantly two variables: who the distributor is and how much money they spend.
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I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.
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The thing that I think about the most, and is the most rewarding to me, is the whole past. That I kind of went from nothing to something and I did it on my own, and I did it through hard work and smarts.
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If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.
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I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.
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Before I was famous, I already was the person that attracted and dealt with a lot of weirdos.
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Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.
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If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people.
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No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.
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Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.
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I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship.
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