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I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
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Atlanta
Georgia
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Shiva
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Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.
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Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, Whoa, this is amazing! At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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One big lesson I learned from movie [making] was I don't do creative projects that I headline unless I have all the control. I can't deal with having to live with other people's screw ups, and that's just sort of the way the movie business works. The people with the money are in charge. Until I'm in charge, I don't want to play that game.
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At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.
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It [eBook] is like introducing the machine gun to a revolutionary war. It changes everything. If you can reach your fans directly without having to go through a middle man, the entire economics of the publishing business changes.
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I'm not some movie star relying on a studio. I have my own fans and I earned them.
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I never felt pressured to create more stories, but dealing with people became really aggravating.
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Failure either ruins you, or turns you into the man you can become.
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What people who don't create don't understand, is that once you take money from the machine, the machine [movie industry] owns you.
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Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood)
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Hi. I haven't insulted you yet, have I?
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I don't want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows and changes and matures.
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You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.
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The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.
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Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities.
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Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party.
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If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people.
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Before I was famous, I already was the person that attracted and dealt with a lot of weirdos.
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I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. (Quoting feedback from a reader)
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