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I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds.
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Tucker Max
Age: 48
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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I was stupid when I was 17 or 18. My thought process was that I thought that I was legitimately a hyper-genius, and so I wanted to go to the hardest academic school I could to see if I was really as smart as I thought I was.
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Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
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To get hwat you want out of life, all you really need to do is be honest about it, don't be afraid to go for it, and have fun while you do it -- and you'll eventually get it.
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I was not developmentally disabled, but didn't mature at the same rate other kids did.
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Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse.
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I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship.
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I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. (Quoting feedback from a reader)
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You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.
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Theatrical success is predominantly two variables: who the distributor is and how much money they spend.
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The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.
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If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people.
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One big lesson I learned from movie [making] was I don't do creative projects that I headline unless I have all the control. I can't deal with having to live with other people's screw ups, and that's just sort of the way the movie business works. The people with the money are in charge. Until I'm in charge, I don't want to play that game.
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And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is—I want a partner. I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences in life with her, and she can share hers back with me. Not only do we love each other, but we accept, embrace, nurture, and care for each other.
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Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out.
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You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double zero once in a while.
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Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in Milwaukee? [The man and his wife are silent and confused.] Tucker: HUNDREDS OF THEM!
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I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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