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I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
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Shiva
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You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.
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At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.
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You can't do anything yourself on TV... unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.
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9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that.
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I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.
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Yinzer: DAMN!! I wish I had your balls! Tucker:I wish you had a breath mint, but I guess we don't always get what we wish for.
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Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out.
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Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much.
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I'm never going to be Tolstoy.
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Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want
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I was not developmentally disabled, but didn't mature at the same rate other kids did.
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I was stupid when I was 17 or 18. My thought process was that I thought that I was legitimately a hyper-genius, and so I wanted to go to the hardest academic school I could to see if I was really as smart as I thought I was.
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My favorite random email I got was from some guy who wrote: Mr. Max, with the hope of a six year old on the night before Christmas asking about Santa, I ask the same question: Do you really exist?
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We had become those guys... who started a fight... at a Harry Potter book party.
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If your parents ignored you, or if they are just not emotionally available, or if they yell a lot, that is a type of trauma.
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Theatrical success is predominantly two variables: who the distributor is and how much money they spend.
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I have tons of fans in Canada. I've sold hundreds of thousands of books there.
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Frankly, I'd rather make a little bit less money if it means living in a better world for books and publishing in the future.
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I never felt pressured to create more stories, but dealing with people became really aggravating.
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Motherfucker. She leaves me no choice. Now I have to break her self-esteem, sleep with her and steal the shirt.
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