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9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
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If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people.
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The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.
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My favorite random email I got was from some guy who wrote: Mr. Max, with the hope of a six year old on the night before Christmas asking about Santa, I ask the same question: Do you really exist?
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I think 20th century media were about tricking people - and the beauty of the Internet is you can't lie anymore.
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If you read the book, you're not a journalist. You're some impostor! No journalist actually does any work.
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I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.
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Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb.
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Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.
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Opinions are projections.
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As a general rule, whenever guys have problems approaching girls, it's because they're afraid of rejection or they're afraid of something specific. The way that you get over a fear like that is you figure out what the worst is that can happen.
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My buddies and I, we all went to law school together, and once we started working in different cities, we all did crazy stuff, and we'd write e-mails to each other about the stuff we would do. And my friends thought my e-mails were really funny and they said, Dude, why don't you put this up on a Web site. You know people would love to read this.
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Due to the potent combination of my sexual recklessness and the slutty nature of some of the girls I have slept with, I have accumulated enough stories and anecdotes about abortion that they could name a Planned Parenthood clinic after me.
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If you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee you can get a great job, paying really well, in less than three months. How? Learn to program.
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I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. (Quoting feedback from a reader)
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Calling one thing 'literature' and another 'fiction' is a way to create status where there is none.
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