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You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
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If you just don't have any idea what you want to do, the worst thing you can do is go to law school. If you can go to college, maybe it's fine to have four years of fun and learn a little bit, that's okay, but if you have to go two hundred thousand dollars in debt, that's not something I would recommend.
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My buddies and I, we all went to law school together, and once we started working in different cities, we all did crazy stuff, and we'd write e-mails to each other about the stuff we would do. And my friends thought my e-mails were really funny and they said, Dude, why don't you put this up on a Web site. You know people would love to read this.
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The thing that I think about the most, and is the most rewarding to me, is the whole past. That I kind of went from nothing to something and I did it on my own, and I did it through hard work and smarts.
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I have tons of fans in Canada. I've sold hundreds of thousands of books there.
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If you want to be seen as courageous by some and hated by others, just say what you really think.
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I was stupid when I was 17 or 18. My thought process was that I thought that I was legitimately a hyper-genius, and so I wanted to go to the hardest academic school I could to see if I was really as smart as I thought I was.
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Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect you get what you demand from people.
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Most people's lives are nothing more than pointlessly frantic activity used as a psychological defense against their own impotence and fear.
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Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb.
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The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.
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Failure either ruins you, or turns you into the man you can become.
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