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I'm sorry, but I stand by my decision. I am now a member of the elite club of people that have fought a professional team mascot. You sir, are not in that club.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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TV has a longer narrative, and TV's more like short stories. So there's less rules with TV you can make it a little bit different. [With] movies, the medium has more constraints, so it was just about what stories are the most cinematic and the best resolution.
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I take a lull from my CamelBak and choke at its potency. It tastes like bad decisions. It's perfect.
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I have tons of fans in Canada. I've sold hundreds of thousands of books there.
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The idea that guys should walk into a bar and confidently initiate contact and then seduce a woman based on a short term conversation is a toxic cultural myth that robs guys of self-confidence and that holds them up to an unrealistic standard that they have to become a super-extraverted narcissist in order to 'score with women'
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I sold a million books because I have a lot of fans, not because people hate me.
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No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.
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I was not developmentally disabled, but didn't mature at the same rate other kids did.
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I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.
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You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond? If you don't know that look, it means you haven't had enough fun in your life.
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Theatrical success is predominantly two variables: who the distributor is and how much money they spend.
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9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that.
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A lot of people think that since I'm drunk in my stories, I must be drunk 24 hours a day. What kind of stupid logic is that? It'd be like if you saw Michael Jordan at a restaurant and were like, Why aren't you in your basketball uniform? I leave out way more than I put in.
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If you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee you can get a great job, paying really well, in less than three months. How? Learn to program.
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Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb.
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You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.
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Failure either ruins you, or turns you into the man you can become.
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I'm not some movie star relying on a studio. I have my own fans and I earned them.
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Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours?
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I've never really had a media edifice supporting me.
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I think 20th century media were about tricking people - and the beauty of the Internet is you can't lie anymore.
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