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Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in Milwaukee? [The man and his wife are silent and confused.] Tucker: HUNDREDS OF THEM!

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Failure instructs, failure improves. Failure shouldn't deter you.
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Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.
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You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.
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Opinions are projections.
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No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.
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Theatrical success is predominantly two variables: who the distributor is and how much money they spend.
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Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.
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You can't do anything yourself on TV... unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.
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My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.
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If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people.
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Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales.
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At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.
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To get hwat you want out of life, all you really need to do is be honest about it, don't be afraid to go for it, and have fun while you do it -- and you'll eventually get it.
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Failure either ruins you, or turns you into the man you can become.
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Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want
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I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.
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It [eBook] is like introducing the machine gun to a revolutionary war. It changes everything. If you can reach your fans directly without having to go through a middle man, the entire economics of the publishing business changes.
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I'm not some movie star relying on a studio. I have my own fans and I earned them.
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I was not developmentally disabled, but didn't mature at the same rate other kids did.
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You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.
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