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Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in Milwaukee? [The man and his wife are silent and confused.] Tucker: HUNDREDS OF THEM!

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.
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What people who don't create don't understand, is that once you take money from the machine, the machine [movie industry] owns you.
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Random Girl after a hookup: Do you love me Tucker: I don't understand the question.
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Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
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Opinions are projections.
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I'm not West Coast at all. I was born in Atlanta, but I grew up in Kentucky, outside of Lexington, in Winchester.
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I think 20th century media were about tricking people - and the beauty of the Internet is you can't lie anymore.
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Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse.
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Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities.
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I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship.
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You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.
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Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much.
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9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that.
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Corporate tweets are like one robot talking to another.
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I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds.
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Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.
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I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. (Quoting feedback from a reader)
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Most people's lives are nothing more than pointlessly frantic activity used as a psychological defense against their own impotence and fear.
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I'm sorry, but I stand by my decision. I am now a member of the elite club of people that have fought a professional team mascot. You sir, are not in that club.
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The result of my hard work is that I'm financially independent, I have an amazing life, and I can do whatever I want. I don't have to answer to anybody.
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