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Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in Milwaukee? [The man and his wife are silent and confused.] Tucker: HUNDREDS OF THEM!

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party.
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Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.
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You can't fill your emails with crap, at least not with my friends, because they're brutal. If something sucks, they'll tell you.
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I take a lull from my CamelBak and choke at its potency. It tastes like bad decisions. It's perfect.
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Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
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In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning.
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Yinzer: DAMN!! I wish I had your balls! Tucker:I wish you had a breath mint, but I guess we don't always get what we wish for.
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What people who don't create don't understand, is that once you take money from the machine, the machine [movie industry] owns you.
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It used to be that companies with industrial economies of scale created business success. Now, success will come from the information economies of scale, either the ones with complete breadth, or complete depth.
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I don't want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows and changes and matures.
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I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.
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General reader feedback is usually pretty worthless. 99% of people give feedback that is irrelevant, stupid, or just flat out wrong. But that 1% of people who give good feedback are invaluable.
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Theatrical success is predominantly two variables: who the distributor is and how much money they spend.
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I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.
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Random Girl after a hookup: Do you love me Tucker: I don't understand the question.
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Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours?
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One big lesson I learned from movie [making] was I don't do creative projects that I headline unless I have all the control. I can't deal with having to live with other people's screw ups, and that's just sort of the way the movie business works. The people with the money are in charge. Until I'm in charge, I don't want to play that game.
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My path to wisdom began when I stopped pretending to know things I didn't know. When I explicitly admitted to the limits of my knowledge, stopped building on ambiguity and ignorance, and instead realized that I knew nothing, not even the things I thought I knew.
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The result of my hard work is that I'm financially independent, I have an amazing life, and I can do whatever I want. I don't have to answer to anybody.
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Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood)
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