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Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours?

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Tucker Max
Age: 48
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Hey
Huge
Talk
Dolphins
Speak
Forehead
Men
Foreheads
Whales
Pilot
Pilots

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