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Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Smart
Tell
Beautiful
Women

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Hi. I haven't insulted you yet, have I?
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To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.
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You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond? If you don't know that look, it means you haven't had enough fun in your life.
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If you read the book, you're not a journalist. You're some impostor! No journalist actually does any work.
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Calling one thing 'literature' and another 'fiction' is a way to create status where there is none.
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Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party.
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The thing that I think about the most, and is the most rewarding to me, is the whole past. That I kind of went from nothing to something and I did it on my own, and I did it through hard work and smarts.
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Theatrical success is predominantly two variables: who the distributor is and how much money they spend.
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The haters always scream the loudest.
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As a general rule, whenever guys have problems approaching girls, it's because they're afraid of rejection or they're afraid of something specific. The way that you get over a fear like that is you figure out what the worst is that can happen.
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Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours?
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Due to the potent combination of my sexual recklessness and the slutty nature of some of the girls I have slept with, I have accumulated enough stories and anecdotes about abortion that they could name a Planned Parenthood clinic after me.
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Most people's lives are nothing more than pointlessly frantic activity used as a psychological defense against their own impotence and fear.
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Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in Milwaukee? [The man and his wife are silent and confused.] Tucker: HUNDREDS OF THEM!
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Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.
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I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship.
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I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds.
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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I hated being a lawyer and I wanted to like myself and like my job.
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The Big Five publishing companies are dinosaurs trying to survive in a post-meteor world. They won't.
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