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Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Smart
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Beautiful
Women

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Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood)
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Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want
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It [eBook] is like introducing the machine gun to a revolutionary war. It changes everything. If you can reach your fans directly without having to go through a middle man, the entire economics of the publishing business changes.
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Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, Whoa, this is amazing! At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.
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You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.
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My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.
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Corporate tweets are like one robot talking to another.
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I'm never going to be Tolstoy.
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Most people's lives are nothing more than pointlessly frantic activity used as a psychological defense against their own impotence and fear.
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One big lesson I learned from movie [making] was I don't do creative projects that I headline unless I have all the control. I can't deal with having to live with other people's screw ups, and that's just sort of the way the movie business works. The people with the money are in charge. Until I'm in charge, I don't want to play that game.
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Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.
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If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.
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I tell the truth, and truth is the ultimate defense against libel.
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Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.
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I was not developmentally disabled, but didn't mature at the same rate other kids did.
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Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in Milwaukee? [The man and his wife are silent and confused.] Tucker: HUNDREDS OF THEM!
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Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse.
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No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.
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And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is—I want a partner. I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences in life with her, and she can share hers back with me. Not only do we love each other, but we accept, embrace, nurture, and care for each other.
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To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.
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