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Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
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Beautiful
Women

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No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.
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I was stupid when I was 17 or 18. My thought process was that I thought that I was legitimately a hyper-genius, and so I wanted to go to the hardest academic school I could to see if I was really as smart as I thought I was.
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I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.
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You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double zero once in a while.
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The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.
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I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. (Quoting feedback from a reader)
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Critics stopped being relevant when they stopped writing to inform and contextualize, and when they started writing to signal who they are, to display their identity by their stance on what they are writing about. Criticism should never be about the critic, but thats what it has become, and that’s why no one cares about them anymore.
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To get hwat you want out of life, all you really need to do is be honest about it, don't be afraid to go for it, and have fun while you do it -- and you'll eventually get it.
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Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb.
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At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.
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Calling one thing 'literature' and another 'fiction' is a way to create status where there is none.
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Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours?
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9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that.
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I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.
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It [eBook] is like introducing the machine gun to a revolutionary war. It changes everything. If you can reach your fans directly without having to go through a middle man, the entire economics of the publishing business changes.
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The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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The idea that guys should walk into a bar and confidently initiate contact and then seduce a woman based on a short term conversation is a toxic cultural myth that robs guys of self-confidence and that holds them up to an unrealistic standard that they have to become a super-extraverted narcissist in order to 'score with women'
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If your parents ignored you, or if they are just not emotionally available, or if they yell a lot, that is a type of trauma.
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I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.
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