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Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Smart
Tell
Beautiful
Women

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In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning.
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I don't want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows and changes and matures.
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You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.
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I'm sorry, but I stand by my decision. I am now a member of the elite club of people that have fought a professional team mascot. You sir, are not in that club.
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Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood)
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I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.
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Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse.
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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If you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee you can get a great job, paying really well, in less than three months. How? Learn to program.
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And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is—I want a partner. I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences in life with her, and she can share hers back with me. Not only do we love each other, but we accept, embrace, nurture, and care for each other.
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It is hard for me to be vulnerable, because I never learned how to do that. I was never vulnerable in a safe way.
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Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in Milwaukee? [The man and his wife are silent and confused.] Tucker: HUNDREDS OF THEM!
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Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much.
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The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.
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To get hwat you want out of life, all you really need to do is be honest about it, don't be afraid to go for it, and have fun while you do it -- and you'll eventually get it.
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Hi. I haven't insulted you yet, have I?
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Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities.
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Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.
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Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.
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Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales.
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