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Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.

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Tucker Max
Age: 48
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Smart
Tell
Beautiful
Women

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I tell the truth, and truth is the ultimate defense against libel.
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Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.
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I'm sorry, but I stand by my decision. I am now a member of the elite club of people that have fought a professional team mascot. You sir, are not in that club.
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To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.
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Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, Whoa, this is amazing! At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.
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Corporate tweets are like one robot talking to another.
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I was not developmentally disabled, but didn't mature at the same rate other kids did.
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Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.
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I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.
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Before you're famous it's stuff that seems like it'd be really cool, but once you get it, you realize it's not bad, but it's kind of hollow and meaningless.
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