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Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Smart
Tell
Beautiful
Women

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Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.
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If your parents ignored you, or if they are just not emotionally available, or if they yell a lot, that is a type of trauma.
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Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse.
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9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that.
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To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.
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One big lesson I learned from movie [making] was I don't do creative projects that I headline unless I have all the control. I can't deal with having to live with other people's screw ups, and that's just sort of the way the movie business works. The people with the money are in charge. Until I'm in charge, I don't want to play that game.
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If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.
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Theatrical success is predominantly two variables: who the distributor is and how much money they spend.
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I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. (Quoting feedback from a reader)
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The haters always scream the loudest.
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Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party.
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In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning.
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Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out.
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Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours?
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The hardest lesson I've had to learn in my life is that my intelligence is inversely correlated to my humility. The more I thought I knew, the less I actually knew.
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The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above functionally retarded.
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You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.
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Random Girl after a hookup: Do you love me Tucker: I don't understand the question.
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The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them
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Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.
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