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Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Smart
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Beautiful
Women

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Before I was famous, I already was the person that attracted and dealt with a lot of weirdos.
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At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.
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One big lesson I learned from movie [making] was I don't do creative projects that I headline unless I have all the control. I can't deal with having to live with other people's screw ups, and that's just sort of the way the movie business works. The people with the money are in charge. Until I'm in charge, I don't want to play that game.
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Failure instructs, failure improves. Failure shouldn't deter you.
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If you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee you can get a great job, paying really well, in less than three months. How? Learn to program.
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It is hard for me to be vulnerable, because I never learned how to do that. I was never vulnerable in a safe way.
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Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in Milwaukee? [The man and his wife are silent and confused.] Tucker: HUNDREDS OF THEM!
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds.
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And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is—I want a partner. I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences in life with her, and she can share hers back with me. Not only do we love each other, but we accept, embrace, nurture, and care for each other.
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Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.
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If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.
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The thing that I think about the most, and is the most rewarding to me, is the whole past. That I kind of went from nothing to something and I did it on my own, and I did it through hard work and smarts.
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Most people's lives are nothing more than pointlessly frantic activity used as a psychological defense against their own impotence and fear.
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I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.
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Theatrical success is predominantly two variables: who the distributor is and how much money they spend.
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TV has a longer narrative, and TV's more like short stories. So there's less rules with TV you can make it a little bit different. [With] movies, the medium has more constraints, so it was just about what stories are the most cinematic and the best resolution.
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The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.
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Random Girl after a hookup: Do you love me Tucker: I don't understand the question.
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Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.
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