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Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Love
Hormones
Gotta
Alcohol
Sex

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You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.
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Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.
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I was not developmentally disabled, but didn't mature at the same rate other kids did.
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Failure instructs, failure improves. Failure shouldn't deter you.
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I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. (Quoting feedback from a reader)
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I was stupid when I was 17 or 18. My thought process was that I thought that I was legitimately a hyper-genius, and so I wanted to go to the hardest academic school I could to see if I was really as smart as I thought I was.
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