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Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Love
Hormones
Gotta
Alcohol
Sex

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The result of my hard work is that I'm financially independent, I have an amazing life, and I can do whatever I want. I don't have to answer to anybody.
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9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that.
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I'm not even the coolest one of my friends. I'm just the guy who sat down and wrote everything down. Like I know plenty of people who do crazier stuff than I do.
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If you want to be seen as courageous by some and hated by others, just say what you really think.
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I've never really had a media edifice supporting me.
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Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales.
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I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.
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Motherfucker. She leaves me no choice. Now I have to break her self-esteem, sleep with her and steal the shirt.
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I started writing because it was about making my friends laugh, and when you're talking to your friends, you can't bullshit.
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I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way to live life is to do the things that you want to do and be the person that you want to be no matter who that is or what that is or how you have to do it. That's the only way you can be genuinely happy.
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Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.
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Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse.
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If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people.
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To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.
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I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. (Quoting feedback from a reader)
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Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party.
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It used to be that companies with industrial economies of scale created business success. Now, success will come from the information economies of scale, either the ones with complete breadth, or complete depth.
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I think that there's a lot of guys out there that want to read the equivalent of chick lit, but really there's not being much written for them.
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At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.
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Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect you get what you demand from people.
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