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Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Hormones
Gotta
Alcohol
Sex
Love

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I'm sorry, but I stand by my decision. I am now a member of the elite club of people that have fought a professional team mascot. You sir, are not in that club.
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I tell the truth, and truth is the ultimate defense against libel.
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I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. (Quoting feedback from a reader)
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Before I was famous, I already was the person that attracted and dealt with a lot of weirdos.
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I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.
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Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much.
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Before you're famous it's stuff that seems like it'd be really cool, but once you get it, you realize it's not bad, but it's kind of hollow and meaningless.
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Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, Whoa, this is amazing! At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.
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I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way to live life is to do the things that you want to do and be the person that you want to be no matter who that is or what that is or how you have to do it. That's the only way you can be genuinely happy.
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I'm never going to be Tolstoy.
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What people who don't create don't understand, is that once you take money from the machine, the machine [movie industry] owns you.
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Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.
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Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party.
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Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood)
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Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.
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I was not developmentally disabled, but didn't mature at the same rate other kids did.
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If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people.
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Opinions are projections.
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The result of my hard work is that I'm financially independent, I have an amazing life, and I can do whatever I want. I don't have to answer to anybody.
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