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Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Sex
Love
Hormones
Gotta
Alcohol

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I was stupid when I was 17 or 18. My thought process was that I thought that I was legitimately a hyper-genius, and so I wanted to go to the hardest academic school I could to see if I was really as smart as I thought I was.
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Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.
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Failure either ruins you, or turns you into the man you can become.
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Hi. I haven't insulted you yet, have I?
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