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The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Aren
Afraid
Stories
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I don't want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows and changes and matures.
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If you want to be seen as courageous by some and hated by others, just say what you really think.
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The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want to be.
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Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
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I hated being a lawyer and I wanted to like myself and like my job.
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I could never kill myself. What if it doesn't work. Then I'll have failed at the only thing that could save me from my failures. Where do you go from there?
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Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in Milwaukee? [The man and his wife are silent and confused.] Tucker: HUNDREDS OF THEM!
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Motherfucker. She leaves me no choice. Now I have to break her self-esteem, sleep with her and steal the shirt.
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I tell the truth, and truth is the ultimate defense against libel.
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It [eBook] is like introducing the machine gun to a revolutionary war. It changes everything. If you can reach your fans directly without having to go through a middle man, the entire economics of the publishing business changes.
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I sold a million books because I have a lot of fans, not because people hate me.
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I think that there's a lot of guys out there that want to read the equivalent of chick lit, but really there's not being much written for them.
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I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.
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You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond? If you don't know that look, it means you haven't had enough fun in your life.
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Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much.
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Due to the potent combination of my sexual recklessness and the slutty nature of some of the girls I have slept with, I have accumulated enough stories and anecdotes about abortion that they could name a Planned Parenthood clinic after me.
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Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.
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In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning.
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Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out.
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The result of my hard work is that I'm financially independent, I have an amazing life, and I can do whatever I want. I don't have to answer to anybody.
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