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Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
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Most people's lives are nothing more than pointlessly frantic activity used as a psychological defense against their own impotence and fear.
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To get hwat you want out of life, all you really need to do is be honest about it, don't be afraid to go for it, and have fun while you do it -- and you'll eventually get it.
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Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in Milwaukee? [The man and his wife are silent and confused.] Tucker: HUNDREDS OF THEM!
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Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.
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The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.
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I'm not West Coast at all. I was born in Atlanta, but I grew up in Kentucky, outside of Lexington, in Winchester.
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If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.
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I think 20th century media were about tricking people - and the beauty of the Internet is you can't lie anymore.
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Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, Whoa, this is amazing! At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.
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What people who don't create don't understand, is that once you take money from the machine, the machine [movie industry] owns you.
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TV has a longer narrative, and TV's more like short stories. So there's less rules with TV you can make it a little bit different. [With] movies, the medium has more constraints, so it was just about what stories are the most cinematic and the best resolution.
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One big lesson I learned from movie [making] was I don't do creative projects that I headline unless I have all the control. I can't deal with having to live with other people's screw ups, and that's just sort of the way the movie business works. The people with the money are in charge. Until I'm in charge, I don't want to play that game.
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Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.
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I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds.
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Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours?
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My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.
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I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship.
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If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people.
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I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way to live life is to do the things that you want to do and be the person that you want to be no matter who that is or what that is or how you have to do it. That's the only way you can be genuinely happy.
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I'm not some movie star relying on a studio. I have my own fans and I earned them.
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