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Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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I tell the truth, and truth is the ultimate defense against libel.
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I was not developmentally disabled, but didn't mature at the same rate other kids did.
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And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is—I want a partner. I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences in life with her, and she can share hers back with me. Not only do we love each other, but we accept, embrace, nurture, and care for each other.
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I'm sorry, but I stand by my decision. I am now a member of the elite club of people that have fought a professional team mascot. You sir, are not in that club.
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Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party.
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I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.
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I'm not West Coast at all. I was born in Atlanta, but I grew up in Kentucky, outside of Lexington, in Winchester.
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Most people's lives are nothing more than pointlessly frantic activity used as a psychological defense against their own impotence and fear.
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It is hard for me to be vulnerable, because I never learned how to do that. I was never vulnerable in a safe way.
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Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, Whoa, this is amazing! At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.
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As a general rule, whenever guys have problems approaching girls, it's because they're afraid of rejection or they're afraid of something specific. The way that you get over a fear like that is you figure out what the worst is that can happen.
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What people who don't create don't understand, is that once you take money from the machine, the machine [movie industry] owns you.
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I'm never going to be Tolstoy.
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To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.
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