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Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Careers
Easier
Getting
Keep
Find
Great
Audition
Auditions
Harder

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Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.
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Theatrical success is predominantly two variables: who the distributor is and how much money they spend.
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Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours?
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It is hard for me to be vulnerable, because I never learned how to do that. I was never vulnerable in a safe way.
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I was not developmentally disabled, but didn't mature at the same rate other kids did.
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Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities.
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One big lesson I learned from movie [making] was I don't do creative projects that I headline unless I have all the control. I can't deal with having to live with other people's screw ups, and that's just sort of the way the movie business works. The people with the money are in charge. Until I'm in charge, I don't want to play that game.
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And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is—I want a partner. I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences in life with her, and she can share hers back with me. Not only do we love each other, but we accept, embrace, nurture, and care for each other.
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Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.
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The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.
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Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out.
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My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.
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Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.
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Before I was famous, I already was the person that attracted and dealt with a lot of weirdos.
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I tell the truth, and truth is the ultimate defense against libel.
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Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in Milwaukee? [The man and his wife are silent and confused.] Tucker: HUNDREDS OF THEM!
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that.
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Hi. I haven't insulted you yet, have I?
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Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood)
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