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Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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I was not developmentally disabled, but didn't mature at the same rate other kids did.
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My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.
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In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning.
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Failure either ruins you, or turns you into the man you can become.
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The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.
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I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. (Quoting feedback from a reader)
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To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.
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Opinions are projections.
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As a general rule, whenever guys have problems approaching girls, it's because they're afraid of rejection or they're afraid of something specific. The way that you get over a fear like that is you figure out what the worst is that can happen.
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To get hwat you want out of life, all you really need to do is be honest about it, don't be afraid to go for it, and have fun while you do it -- and you'll eventually get it.
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Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood)
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What people who don't create don't understand, is that once you take money from the machine, the machine [movie industry] owns you.
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I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.
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Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales.
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I'm not West Coast at all. I was born in Atlanta, but I grew up in Kentucky, outside of Lexington, in Winchester.
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