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Yes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but everyone forgets the second half of that quote: the road to heaven is paved with good actions.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
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The idea that guys should walk into a bar and confidently initiate contact and then seduce a woman based on a short term conversation is a toxic cultural myth that robs guys of self-confidence and that holds them up to an unrealistic standard that they have to become a super-extraverted narcissist in order to 'score with women'
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Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
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No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending to be something you aren't because you're trying to please a bunch of judgmental hypocrites and shitheads is not the way to be happy. Living the life you want to live is. It really is that simple.
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The thing that I think about the most, and is the most rewarding to me, is the whole past. That I kind of went from nothing to something and I did it on my own, and I did it through hard work and smarts.
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I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.
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My buddies and I, we all went to law school together, and once we started working in different cities, we all did crazy stuff, and we'd write e-mails to each other about the stuff we would do. And my friends thought my e-mails were really funny and they said, Dude, why don't you put this up on a Web site. You know people would love to read this.
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I started writing because it was about making my friends laugh, and when you're talking to your friends, you can't bullshit.
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Failure instructs, failure improves. Failure shouldn't deter you.
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Listen to authority figures because of their position, but only believe them if they can explain why.
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I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship.
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I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.
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I hated being a lawyer and I wanted to like myself and like my job.
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Before I was famous, I already was the person that attracted and dealt with a lot of weirdos.
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Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities.
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Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in Milwaukee? [The man and his wife are silent and confused.] Tucker: HUNDREDS OF THEM!
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Hi. I haven't insulted you yet, have I?
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This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don’t suffer fools well.
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If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.
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My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.
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