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You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
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Jockeys
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Thoroughbreds
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Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.
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If you just don't have any idea what you want to do, the worst thing you can do is go to law school. If you can go to college, maybe it's fine to have four years of fun and learn a little bit, that's okay, but if you have to go two hundred thousand dollars in debt, that's not something I would recommend.
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Failure instructs, failure improves. Failure shouldn't deter you.
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I'm not West Coast at all. I was born in Atlanta, but I grew up in Kentucky, outside of Lexington, in Winchester.
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Frankly, I'd rather make a little bit less money if it means living in a better world for books and publishing in the future.
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The vast majority of all consequences, especially in 21st century America, are completely meaningless bullshit.
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At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.
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I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.
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Fat girls aren’t real people.
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The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want to be.
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Critics stopped being relevant when they stopped writing to inform and contextualize, and when they started writing to signal who they are, to display their identity by their stance on what they are writing about. Criticism should never be about the critic, but thats what it has become, and that’s why no one cares about them anymore.
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General reader feedback is usually pretty worthless. 99% of people give feedback that is irrelevant, stupid, or just flat out wrong. But that 1% of people who give good feedback are invaluable.
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